Steve McGarrett: I'm not gonna catch your ass if you fall
Danno: I'd rather you don't catch me if I fall, okay..

We had the Yankees. You and your old man had deep sea demolition classes or something.


Danno: Steve fell. He's hurt.
Kono: Whoa-whoa wait, how bad?
Danno: I don't know, I'm not a doctor. I think he broke his arm.

Hands up, Ahab.


Kono: You're a cop! You're supposed to tell the truth!
Chin: Sometimes things aren't so simple, Kono!

Shaved Ice, do me a favor, no one wants to articulate with you.


What is the matter with you? You need help! I will pay for it!


Let me offer you a little friendly advice. If you go digging into your family's past you may not like what you find.

Wo Fat

Bartender: You don't find Jonny D., Jonny D. finds you.
Danno: Sounds spooky.

That's the Space Needle, not the Eiffel Tower you schmuck.


McGarrett: What did you just do?
Jenna Kaye: You mean with my gum?
McGarret: Yeah, with your gum. This is a computer not your high school desk.

You're like a devourer of dreams. You eat them. You're like a little Pac-Man in cargo pants.


Hawaii Five-0 Season 1 Quotes

Danny: We shouldn't be doing this without backup.
Steve: You are the backup.
Danny: I am the backup. I hate him so much.

McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.