Bill: It’s The Condemned, Charlie boy.
Gully: It’s fuck you, Bill.

Dystopia was supposed to end the night up with the ring invasion. Instead, we end the night down in front of a thousand people.

Gully

Gully: Cheese and crow. You wanna play fuck fuck? Spin the wheel. I too should have been more granular, so let’s get granular now. Ace’s Blair Witch Project is gonna get his ass kicked my ring next week. End of discussion!
Jack: It’s a slow-burn character, Charlie. He’s not gonna wanna do it!
Gully: That’s your problem to fix. Talk to your brother. And you better book The Condamned win the fucking card next week and pray that I don’t zipline down and fuck him up in whatever whimsical way I feel like fuckin’ improvising at my fancy. I’m trying to fuckin’ work with you guys, man. I’m trying to fuckin’ work together. I’m trying to be a fuckin’ partner. You’re not makin’ it fuckin’ easy. Fuck you!

Bill: Intrigued about how to play fuck fuck.
Willie: Apparently, there’s a wheel.

Bill: Hamburgler was a deep cut.
Willie: And Adam Ant. Must’ve watched a lot of MTV.

Ace: It’s weird havin’ people actually like you.
Jack: Someday, you’ll have to let me know how that feels.

Willie: Tom didn’t do any favors leavin’ Jack the DWL. He left him a rat's nest to untangle, and he left me with it. I’m just stupid enough to still be standin’ here tryin’ to fix it. You say you need to make it right. Make it right, Staci. Take it all. Tell Jack all about it.
Staci: Jack’s an honest man.
Willie: We’re all honest till we’re not.

Heels Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Dystopia was supposed to end the night up with the ring invasion. Instead, we end the night down in front of a thousand people.

Gully

Bill: It’s The Condemned, Charlie boy.
Gully: It’s fuck you, Bill.