Seriously, Hilde, you're like some old person's Reddit feed but like inside my house. Didn't you just make a bunch of people happy because you cleaned up some pond? Can't you just, I don't know, enjoy that for the next ten full seconds before you move on to the next conspiracy?

Izzy

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Grant: I've actually been meaning to reach out to you about pitching an article to your paper. You see, we're working on trying to become one of the greenest companies in the Pacific Northwest and, well, I thought maybe you'd let the town know about some of our new initiatives.
Hilde: We don't do puff pieces.

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Hilde: Don't take this the wrong way, but why do you actually answer my questions? It's just that adults don't usually do that.
Grant: I know everyone talks about the Richie Fife story and what a big deal that was, but I thought that little piece you did on the ethical treatment of animals in pet stores, I thought that was really compelling.
Hilde: I thought nobody read that; it got like four clicks.
Grant: Well, all four clicks might have been me, but I donated $20,000 to the Erie Harbor animal shelter because of it.

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Trip: Just do the extra patrols and maybe run a little interference for me with Hilde and her cohorts.
Frank: I could put a banana in Rutherford's tailpipe, too, if that would help?
Trip: Don't play with me. I might take you up on that.

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I hope you solve all the mysteries of life, Hilde Lisko, starting with this one.

Grant

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