Favorite House of Lies Quotes
I bet your dad has to piss vodka just to get a blowie.
Jeannie
Oh man do you realize, I've never had Korean Barbecue in my life? That was awesome!
Greg
We are here to open wallets not minds.
Marty
You never ever trust anyone until you know their angle and now you know.
Marty
Some men find pregnant women sexy. Me? My penis is sad!
Marty
Welcome to the new economy America where only the richest, meanest and smartest will remain.
Marty
Making a great mix CD requires a level of guile and and and whim you could not possibly understand.
Doug
Don't kill your moment by making a lot of sounds.
Monica
I believe in the dharma of search and destroy. I believe in the dharma of take no prisoners. I BELIEVE in the dharma of kickin' ass. And yet at the end of the day, reality wins.
Marty
Roscoe: The Mayans believed the world would end in 2012.
Marty: Yeah, what do you think?
Roscoe: The Mayans were pretty smart.
Marty: Yeah well you better rest up for the apocalypse then.
When in Rome bitches!
Clyde
Baby except for the whole murder thing, you are the perfect woman.
Marty
