Popular House of Lies Quotes
Doug: He commands their attention. It's almost Hitler-esque.
Clyde: I wonder how Ellis Gage matches up in the world domination and Jew killing.
Marty: Jew killing.
I've never had an abortion! Check my medical records.
Jeannie
Don't you fucking say my name. I'm peeing.
Ellis
Clyde: It's a business, not a weekly poker game, which I also have, which you cannot join.
Doug: She sold my bird.
Clyde: She sold your bird?
Doug: Well, he's gone.
Ellis: (sobbing) My father died!
Marty: I'm sorry... When did you find out?
Ellis: Nine years ago.
Get back into that auditorium or I'm gonna beat the living fuck out of you. (pause) Did you think I was joking?
Jeannie
Maya: Jeannie, you are just absolutely glowing.
Jeannie: I'm a bloated sack of meat stuffed into a cocktail dress but thank you.
Maya: Any chance you'll be donating any of last year's crude oil earnings to the kids?
Denna: Gosh, kinda got that money earmarked for a blood diamond that caught my eye.
He is such a piece of shit.
Jeannie
Maya: Wow!
Ellis: What is your problem?
Maya: My problem? My problem is that you're the same pompous, dismissive, arrogant prick that you've always been. Cause you say these things that are supposed to be profound. They mean absolutely nothing. "The future is coming faster than any of us could have anticipated." Fuck you!
Clyde is back to full asshole mode now that I won't go out with him.
Kelsey
Oh my God, Malcolm. You do know that's Dad's girlfriend, right?
Marty
