Kate Spade? Seriously? Get out of my face.

Roscoe

Thing is, real fortune has nothing to do with chance or luck. "Fortuna" is bullshit. Real fortune is calculated. It's relentless, fucking criminal even. You have to make fortune happen.

Marty

Doug: It's not going up, Marty.
Marty: They have pills for that.
Clyde: It's so brave of you to talk about it. Usually, guys that can't get erections don't want to say...
Doug: Trust me, I get plenty of erections.
Clyde: Feel like you're overcompensating now.

House of Lies Quotes

Hey Dad, want me to teach you how to Dougie?

Roscoe

That woman can do more in bed than any post-menopausal woman has any right to be able to do.

Jeremiah