She's just installing the cable. That's not a euphemism.

House

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Taub: It's a fake marriage, but a real honeymoon?!?
House: Most are!

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You're a lot of things, House, but you've never been a sadist. You're pummeling an opponent who isn't fighting back.

Wilson

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Foreman: You just said you weren't even going.
Taub: I still have feelings.

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• Added: March 21, 2011

See what happens when women don't need to serve men to stay in the country? You get all uppity.

House

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It's the classic "you dumped me, so I'm gonna get married a week later" rouse.

House

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House: I don't think his real name is Ferris Bueller.
Martha: Why? Seriously. Who is that?
Taub: They say he's a righteous dude.

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