Dr. Wilson: We are gonna talk about this, and we're gonna deal with this.
House: So I have no choice. Fine. Unless... unless... yes, I do. I do have legs. I see you didn't factor those into your brilliant plan.

Masters: House, how many prostitutes have you had?
House: As in eaten? Ever? This year?
Masters: Slept with. Since you've been here.
House: All but one. She did my taxes.

Dr. Wilson: Maybe... talk to someone.
House: Already scheduled.
Dr. Wilson: Really?
House: I'm not an idiot. I know I need help.
Dr. Wilson: Okay. That's... great. I meant, like, a counselor.
House: I know.
Dr. Wilson: But you meant a hooker.
House: Yeah. baby steps.

You suck. Feel free to interpret that both ways.

House

I can't fix his problem. I am his problem.

Cuddy

If anything does wrong, take her to the doctor. I'm only eight paces away.

House

I'm just trying to get you out of here because underneath this sheet, stuff is going on.

House

When things go run, I don't wanna hope I'm not alone, I wanna know it.

Cuddy

Wilson: She told me you had taken a Vicodin.
House: And then I took A lot more.

House Season 7 Episode 16 Quotes

When things go run, I don't wanna hope I'm not alone, I wanna know it.

Cuddy

Wilson: She told me you had taken a Vicodin.
House: And then I took A lot more.