I'll kill you. When the time comes if you want me to. I'll do it now if you like. Hey, I've got a baseball bat in the back.

House (to Thirteen)

Taub: You know there's something seriously wrong with us.
Taub's wife: I know.

And the bitch is back.


Thirteen: You always get your way, don't you?
House: Not always. Today would have been our one year anniversary. Which is an incredibly arbitrary thing to celebrate.

I didn't expect compassion from you. I would have taken commiseration. Hell, I would have taken revulsion. Any emotional engagement at all. It's no wonder Cuddy broke up with you.


And one day I will be that sick and there will be no one there when it's time.


You know when you're interested in something and no one else is, the polite thing is to keep it to yourself.


Foreman: If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.
Taub: You might want to get rid of your kitchen table.

I found a guy who makes you look like a good roommate.

Foreman (to Taub)

You euthanized your brother.


I killed a man.


You save earwax.

Taub (to the patient)

House Season 7 Episode 18 Quotes

Thirteen: You're married?!
House: You were gone so long. Green card.

Some puzzles are just too good to share.