Sophie: Hey, dorks, you're all on--
Valentina: Super, intense, very hard, illegal drugs, so unless you want us to tell your parents you're smackheads, you're gonna go back out there and act sober.

I have horrible news. I have received a one-star Yelp review. 'Great bar except for the insufferable British guy. The only thing worse than his drinks is his flat butt.' It's not true, is it? Everybody knows I have a juicy bubble butt.

Charlie

Sophie: I know it's got to feel like a lot to dive back into writing songs without Meredith, but you got this.
Jesse: Thanks. I just hope I'm ready.
Sophie: I know that you are. But just in case, take a good luck bangle.

Valentina: Look at you, literally whistling while you work. I've never seen you this happy with your pants on.
Charlie: What can I say? I love earning an honest living. Although, now that you mention it, this job would be heaven without pants.

How I Met Your Father Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Valentina: Look at you, literally whistling while you work. I've never seen you this happy with your pants on.
Charlie: What can I say? I love earning an honest living. Although, now that you mention it, this job would be heaven without pants.

Sophie: I know it's got to feel like a lot to dive back into writing songs without Meredith, but you got this.
Jesse: Thanks. I just hope I'm ready.
Sophie: I know that you are. But just in case, take a good luck bangle.