Popular How I Met Your Mother Quotes
Oh Ted, she's totally got you on the hook.
Lily
Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute?
Ted
Oh sure laugh, laugh for Barney Stinson. Laugh for the sad clown trapped on his whirling carousel of suits and cigars and bimbos and booze. Round and round it goes, and where's it all heading? Nowhere
Barney
It would be nice, just once, not to have to go stag to Coin-Con.
Ted
Think of me like Yoda but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro - I'm Broda!
Barney
Barney: Please, you might as well be dog-earing a tear stained bridal magazine while wolfing down the box of chocolates you had delivered to yourself at work from your fiancé that no one has ever met.
Bev: Gerard is real!
Ted: Look, this woman could actually be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing.
Lily: Aw Ted, that is so sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch?
I must have Robin back.
Barney
Loretta Stinson: You won the battle, but I'll win the war.
Robin: Game on bitch!
And we're back...together.
Sandy Rivers
I still think about him in the shower.
Robin
Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.
Lily
