How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 1: "Big Days" Quotes
Nothing in this life quite compares to the sweet exhilaration of making your move. When you just put it all on the line and go for it.Ted voiceover
Lily: I could totally let you down. Has that thought not occurred to you?
Marshall: Not even for one second. Not having a baby would suck, but the idea of you letting me down, that's impossible. That would be like aliens landing. That's a bad example.
Barney: Dude you are so in, a high five doesn't cut it. High Six!
Ted: She didn't see us High Six did she?
Barney: Good. That was pretty lame.
Ted: Yeah, let's never do that again.
You saucy little minx, you sun dressed up.Barney
Barney: If I had my dad's number, I'd never not be on the phone with him.
Lily: Wow, that was really...
Barney: Whoa a hottie with a body! Boing!
Lily: Why don't you have a baby with your dad?
Marshall: OK Lilly, why don't you have a baby with your butt?
Marshall: I can't think straight! Why did you have to wear that shirt?
So he gets no notice, he just walks into his boss's office and says to his boss, "I just had a grandson and I'm going to be out for three months."Marshall
Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge open you up, take a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all down hill from here.Barney
Mr. Eriksen: Lily, I understand you and Marshall have been fighting. Well, let me tell you what works for me and the Mrs: Some frilly French undies and a box of wine.
Ted: Gotta see her ankles.
Robin: You're one of those? I swear, one in five guys.
I have read eleven books on conception. I have cut out alcohol, caffeine and sugar. I take my temperature every hour, but good for you for not playing with yourself.Lily
Lily: Whoa, wait. A big package just arrived.
Marshall: Yeah it did!
Lily: No it's a real package, from your dad.
Marshall: Well that's a little weird, but yeah it is!