You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Barney

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• Added: March 31, 2014

I know I've missed a couple lately but we always said we'd be there for the big moments.

Robin

• Permalink: I know I've missed a couple lately but we always said we'd be there for the big moments.
• Added: March 31, 2014

Lily: Wow. A genuine Scherbatsky sighting out in nature. At this point, that's like seeing Sasquatch.
Marshall: No, Sasquatch is a warm and affectionate creature. At this point Robin's more like the yeti. Cold and aloof.

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• Added: March 31, 2014

I was about to enter my golden years. My Clooney years.

Barney

• Permalink: I was about to enter my golden years. My Clooney years.
• Added: March 31, 2014

You're in your 40s and you have a playbook. That's the sad part.

Lily

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• Added: March 31, 2014

I'd get married tomorrow in a White Castle but this guy needs more of a wow factor.

The Mother

• Permalink: I'd get married tomorrow in a White Castle but this guy needs more of a wow factor.
• Added: March 31, 2014

If it wasn't going to happen with Robin, then it's not going to happen with anyone.

Barney

• Permalink: If it wasn't going to happen with Robin, then it's not going to happen with anyone.
• Added: March 31, 2014

Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore.

Barney

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• Added: March 31, 2014