Heavens to Gretzky.

Barney

Lily you just gave those children a stapler, a pair of sharp scissors and a pretty decent Pinot Noir.

Marshall

When it's just not there, you can't force it.

Ted

Barney: Where is my cash?
Robin: I did a little exchange for you canucklehead.

I want American Scotch from Scotland!

Barney

Welcome to the tribe hoser!

Robin