Barney: You still seeing that guy?
Robin: Even better, seeing him naked
Barney: I shoud go see this Chinese girl I met.. I just had her last night and I already feel like seconds

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• Added: September 22, 2009

That, my friends, is the dominator 5000, the best bull whip on the market according to my whip guy. Yeah, I have a whip guy. [makes whip sound]

Barney

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• Added: September 22, 2009

We kept trying to have the talk, and then we realized we hate the talk.

Robin

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• Added: September 21, 2009