Hung Season 1 Quotes
Lenore: Listen, not all women can come from just dick alone.
Ray: I haven't heard any complaints.
Lenore: That you know of.
(making a sales pitch) I know the economy is collapsing, But heck, when you look back at your life, do you really want to say to yourself, 'Damn it! I was such a fuddy-duddy. I never once paid for sex. Not even once.'Tanya
Ray, I don't think it sounds right when you say, 'My kid's a gay.' Just, 'My kid's gay.Tanya
Patty: Well, having sex with that guy [Ray] is like doing coke. It's expensive, but you really want it, so you buy it and then you get this huge awesome rush.
Tanya: That's a good thing, right? A huge awesome rush.
Patty: But then you come down from your high and you're broke and you feel even lonelier and more pathetic than you did before and you wanna kill yourself.
Damon: Powell's not into labels, Dad. And quite frankly, neither am I.
Ray: Okay, Damester. (voice-over) Now, I'm not above admitting George Clooney is a handsome man, but this was a whole other thing.
Tanya: How come you never called me after that first night? I mean, other than you think that I come too much.
Ray: I think you come perfect. I... I think you come just right.
I was a vegetarian once, and then I realized that if fish was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for Pierce.Pierce
Horny Patty: Oh, I'm having a good time.
Horny Patty: Let's fuck.
Horny Patty: That's something else I never say. God it's sounds so great.
Ray: Shit, you can say it again if you want to.
(to Ray) I divorced a boy to marry a man.Jessica
Tanya: You mean, Patty the proofreader?
Lenore: Yeah, she's the horniest woman I've ever met. Doing it right there at her desk.
Tanya: No, she was not. She was concentrating.
Lenore: Yeah, concentrating on getting fucked.
Look, T-Brain, this is your problem. You over-think. If you want sex, look in the sex ads. It's Pimp 101.Lenore
(to Ronnie) How did you get the girl? How did a guy like you get the girl from a guy like me?Ray