Allison: You’re unbelievable! You make me come home for the summer, you tell me I have to act like Lennon, and then when I finally get close to the people she was closest to, you tell me to stop. What, do you want me to be fake and alone for the rest of my life?
Bruce: Margot didn’t love you. She loved your sister.

I get my porn for free.

Riley

Allison: Do you ever think about turning in those texts to the police? I mean, like, anonymously?
Riley: Anonymously? Yeah, that’s not a real thing. So see you in jail unless you think your dad’s dick is some kind of power tool.
Allison: What’s that supposed to mean?!
Riley: My mom’s been bitching about cleaning up their mess.

Riley: You good? Because you don’t seem good.
Allison: It’s hard to be good the day after your sister’s funeral and a bunch of people got merked.
Mr. Davenport: YOLO! Am I right, girls?

Lyla’s Mom: It’s the cult!
Lyla: Okay. Okay… Mom, that was 25 years ago! And it was a mass suicide.
Lyla’s Mom: They almost destroyed us!

It’s fun to be me.

Lennon

Margot: We need to calm down and think about this rationally. I mean, what was she even doing here?
Dylan: I’ll take the blame.
Riley: Seriously, Dylan?! The police don’t give a shit about your OCD guilt complex.
Margot: She’s right! Riley is right. They’re going to arrest all of us.
Riley: That’s the end of MIT, okay? None of us are going to college or anywhere else. Maybe Margot because she’s rich but the rest of us? We’re fucked! We will serve time and our lives will be fucked forever.
Johnny: They have to understand this was an accident.
Dylan: We have to do the right thing.

Allison: I cannot believe you fucked Dylan.
Lennon: You don’t know that.
Allison: Yes, I do. It is written all over your fucking face. You had sex with the one person I’ve been in love with my entire life.
[Lennon smiles]

Margot: [Dances] Everyone so wishes they were us right now!
Lennon: Yeah, I fucking wish I was us.

Lyla: What you got for me?
Doug: I did some digging regarding your earlier inquiry about Dale’s relations with Kelly Craft. They were, in fact, carnal.
Lyla: Ugh, shit. I won’t be able to live with my mother if she’s right about this.

Dylan: Told you he didn’t do it.
Riley: Dale was a fucking douchebag, but he deserved better than this. I mean who the fuck even like blue crush anyways? Everything is so fucked!
[Awkward silence]
Margot: Do you think his dick was blue?

Margot: I can’t stop thinking about Johnny.
Allison: I know.
Margot: I wasted all year hating his perfect guts for nothing. And now, I’m never going to see him again. It’s just I don’t want the same thing to happen to you.
Allison: Yeah, me either.
[They hug]

I Know What You Did Last Summer Quotes

Margot: [Dances] Everyone so wishes they were us right now!
Lennon: Yeah, I fucking wish I was us.

Allison: Why? So I can be like you?
Lennon: I’d never wish that on anyone. I just want you to have a fucking life.
Allison: I have a life!
Lennon: You’re a virgin who doesn’t have a driver’s license. So…
Allison: Did you just misquote Clueless at me?