What did you want him to do, write you a musical?

Mary

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I've kissed more girls than this guy.

Mary

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Out foxing the federal government isn't as easy as Jason Bourne makes it look.

Stan

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It's like your in the NASCAR race but no one else is.

Delia

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How's the head shrinking going, Iron Mike.

Mary

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Mary: Man of honor? That's not an oxymoron.
Marshall: Technically, no.
Mary: It's a something moron though, I'm pretty sure.

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You like pep? Nobody likes pep.

Mary

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