The only way I could have appeared more white trash is if the police had tackled me on an astroturf lanai in front of a double wide.

Brandi

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Marshall: It's got 140,000 mile on it.
Mary: It's road tested. Durable.
Marshall: Or seen through another lens, a candidate for the junkyard.

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The 'Stang is too identifiable. Yes, I said 'Stang.

Stan

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What's the matter Stan? You have muscle car envy?

Mary

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Marshall: Your claws are showing.
Mary: They don't retract.

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F.I.S.T. Those Fugitive Investigative Strike Team guys know how to pick a sexy acronym.

Stan

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