It's like your in the NASCAR race but no one else is.

Delia

How's the head shrinking going, Iron Mike.

Mary

Mary: Man of honor? That's not an oxymoron.
Marshall: Technically, no.
Mary: It's a something moron though, I'm pretty sure.

You like pep? Nobody likes pep.

Mary

Marshall: The dulcet sound of a Mary Shannon admission so rarely heard in nature.
Mary: Do you think everyone wants to punch you in the mouth?

I never wanted a sweet 16, I wanted a bottle of vodka which you bought for me.

Mary

Hate puppet shows. So lame. Also oddly scary.

Mary

Holy God I bet you sell a crap load of cars.

Mary

In my experience, holding out for closure does nothing but prolong the pain. Stoics got it right. Lance the boil, rip off the bandaid, man up and get on with it.

Mary

The only way I could have appeared more white trash is if the police had tackled me on an astroturf lanai in front of a double wide.

Brandi

Marshall: It's got 140,000 mile on it.
Mary: It's road tested. Durable.
Marshall: Or seen through another lens, a candidate for the junkyard.

The 'Stang is too identifiable. Yes, I said 'Stang.

Stan

In Plain Sight Season 4 Quotes

Marshall: Your claws are showing.
Mary: They don't retract.

F.I.S.T. Those Fugitive Investigative Strike Team guys know how to pick a sexy acronym.

Stan