Guess whose lucky day it is and don't say mine because you'd be way off.

Mary

Am I crazy or do you smell expensive?

Campbell

Does everyone in D.C. spend this much time on the phone? It's like 10th grade at an all girls school.

Mary

I'm so tired I sat down in the elevator.

Mary

That spring in your step. Did you get that installed professionally or was it a do it yourself thing?

Marshall

Are you ready to see daddy today? Mommy's ready for you to see daddy today.

Mary

You called Nancy Drew and her Hello Kitty cell phone.

Mary

You did go Johnny Cash on a man the same day you went into labor.

Marshall

You did this twice? No wonder you drank.

Mary

Marshall: Stanley McQueen has taken a lover.
Mary: No. Oh my God! This is huge and ew! Is she cute? Is she fat? Tell me she's fat.

Why is her crap on my desk?

Mary

I would be bursting with pride if I weren't bracing myself with skepticism.

Mary

In Plain Sight Season 5 Quotes

I would be bursting with pride if I weren't bracing myself with skepticism.

Mary

Unfair and inconvenient as it may be, you're a target.

Marshall