It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Oh, 'cause I'm playing both sides!
Mac
Your head of security just choked himself out.
Charlie
Go play in your little hole, you fools.
Dennis
Dennis: Frank I spoke for five minutes, there's no way I'm repeating all that.
Dee: Dennis started a cult.
I've had a rough day! I'm at the end of my ropes! If I'm being honest.
Dee
Dennis: You gonna goddamn blow this for me? You gonna blow the thin mint thing?
Frank and Dee: Noooo!
Charlie: Oh, yeah, the carpentry.
Mac: Throughout history, the ass kickers have always known carpentry -- Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford.
Charlie: Okay, then what are you talking about?
Mac: The women, the women dude. This is supposed to be a men's club, who wants that around here.
He's gonna put all the brains in my head. Sweet.
Charlie
Charlie: Wait, what are you good at?
Dee: Good, uh, um, I'm a good person.
And he made it clear to me that all of you are going to need to commit suicide.
Dennis
They were gonna light themselves on fire! I'm the winner!
Dennis
Fire's started, thanks for trusting me, this is goodbye!
JoJo