[The baby] ruined my transmission, it ruined a perfectly good sewer conversation, I still want to get to the bottom of that one...

Dennis

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Mac: Instead of doing a My Two Dads kind of thing, we'll do a Three Men and a Baby type of thing!
Charlie: Both equally effective movies.

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Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!

Mac

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Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale.

Dennis

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God, what an irritating thing babies are!

Dennis

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