It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 10 Episode 9: "Frank Retires" Quotes
Go play in your little hole, you fools.
Dennis
Your head of security just choked himself out.
Charlie
Oh, 'cause I'm playing both sides!
Mac
I think we caught enough.
Mac
Charlie: Are you the father of me, and shit?
Frank: We've been over this -- your mother's a giant whore!
Charlie: Wait, hold on, that's not like an official document!
Dee: Um, well, you signed it in blood.
Mac: Oh yeah, there it is: "Trundle," written in blood.
Charlie: Oh yeah, I was going by "Trundle" at the time, wasn't I -
Mac: No, no, no you weren't. You were trying to write "Charlie" and you wrote "Trundle."
Charlie: No, I was going by "Charlie the Great"
Mac: You came up with that after you miswrote it.
Dee: Who had the pen here?
Dennis: It makes sense, don't be a bitch.
Frank: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless.
Dennis: What are you saying Frank?
Frank: I officially retire from Paddy's Pub.
The Gang: YAY!!!
Hey Frank, did you hear what I just said? I just turned a frustrating conversation into a joke about you!
Dennis