That guy really doesn't like zombies.

Clive

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• Added: May 23, 2019

Would you like to meet the new boss? Because he wants to meet you.

Inspector

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• Added: May 23, 2019

Teacher: So you're firing me because I'm gay?
Principal: God no, my daughter's gay. Brain dispensary and tanning salon. Parents were complaining. I guess you can't blame them for wanting their kids taught by somebody who is alive.

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• Added: May 23, 2019

Just so you know, I have an alibi.

Ravi

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• Added: May 23, 2019