Peyton: Still want to run off somewhere where no one knows who you are?
Ravi: Zombies and humans all believing we can work together. What should we do first, Renegade?

Major: A year from now, you'll be patriots. There will be statues of you in the time square. Zombie children will be taught nursery rhymes about your exploits. Zombie teenagers will go to De Beers high. There will be Don E's deep fried brain stands across the city.
Blaine: All of our debts forgiven.
Hobbs: Um, maybe we should ...
Major: Done.

You can't pay the rent with patriotism.

Blaine

Now, if you'll excuse us. I'm going to take this man home where I'm going to literally sex him to death.

Dale

Peyton: Liv, he risked everything to save you.
Liv: True. I know who he is, even if he forgets sometimes.

Major: Liv, I am so sorry we didn't get there in time to save your boyfriend.
Liv: Me too. His name was Levon, and he would still be alive if you hadn't kidnapped me.
Major: I know. But you wouldn't be.

Liv: Levon is dead. Isobel is dead. Lowell, Drake, I just want to go away somewhere I won't hurt anyone else. Somewhere I can't be hurt.
Ravi: I've got some good news for you. I can make you human.
Liv: Are you serious?
Ravi: 100% serious. 80% in can work.

Angus: I'm glad your mother isn't alive to see what kind of man you've become.
Baine: Don't say that.

Chase: Is that Paul Rudd narrating?
Inspector: Yeah, sounds like it.
Chase: Paul Rudd, he's a good guy.

Peyton: If they go through this, they're going to pay, Liv. I will make it my mission.
Liv: Then they should be very afraid. We always said we were going to make big names for ourselves. I guess we should have been a little more specific.

Liv: Try to remember me on this brain, Clive. This is the one who loves you.
Clive: Got it, partner.

Chase: Here's the deal, you have one minute to say your goodbyes. That's 20 seconds each.
Peyton: What?
Clive: Chase, be reasonable.

iZombie Quotes

Last night, the Loni Anderson? That was a next level maneuver!

Major

We saw Ravi eating a brain tube. How is Peyton sleeping with him if he's not a zombie? And if he's not a zombie, why the brain tube? What is he?

Blaine