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Teacher: So you're firing me because I'm gay?
Principal: God no, my daughter's gay. Brain dispensary and tanning salon. Parents were complaining. I guess you can't blame them for wanting their kids taught by somebody who is alive.
Just so you know, I have an alibi.
Ravi
Michael: So, who died?
Teen zombie: This guy Baron. He was the coyote who brought is here. He saved our lives.
Tween zombie: We saw him take five bullets to the chest.
Michael: That shouldn't kill him.
Tween: It kills most humans.
Michael: He was a human?
Teen: Yeah. All coyotes are humans.
Hey, look at me. Nobody puts Ravi in a corner.
Liv
Ravi: This might be weird, but I think Clive just got me pregnant.
Clive: Let's not joke about that right now.
Dale: So you slept with her then broke up with her, and then the next day you asked me to marry you?
Clive: Yeah, it sounds a lot closer when you say it that way?
Dale: You mean the order in which it happened?
I'm keeping my end of the bargain if you're too overwhelmed to return a phone call, maybe you're a little out of your depth.
Peyton
I've been saving that up for a while so, [sings] that girl was poisoned. And so was that guy with cyanide.
Ravi
Liv: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Ravi: Are you thinking about searing groin pain?
Jimmy: We go all out too, like white wigs, zombie music ...
Clive: So you paint your face and appropriate another culture? [Clinks glass with Ravi]
Sketchbook Jimmy: Hmm never thought about that.
Come on, CB! We're police. We have the right to bear arms.
Liv [flexing muscles]
Ravi: It's corn syrup.
Liv: Nice work, Ravi.
Ravi: Thank you.
Liv: You just ate 57 empty calories.
