Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Quotes
Rogelio: I was only doing my job. It's not real. It's acting.
Xo: Oh please, you're not that good of an actor.
Rogelio: [gasping] I know you don't mean that.
Rose did this, didn't she? Oh my God. I can't believe this. This is so crazy, but it's also kind of romantic, don't you think?
Luisa
Jane: Hey, are you okay?
Narrator: How do you find the words to say that your psychotic ex wife inseminated herself with your stolen sperm?
Rafael: Yeah, totally.
You know what? This is too good. I got to see it again. Instant replay style in slo-mo. Notice the lip snarl of panic and rage, the raised eyebrows, the bulging eyes. Yes Rafael, you are the poor sucker.
Narrator
Bachelorette Jane: I'm just so confused. I mean, when I was with Michael I can see myself with him, but then when I was with Rafael...
Jane: What are you doing?
Bachelorette Jane: A confessional. So I can work out my feelings. I mean, we have to decide who to give the final rose to, and who to say goodbye to.
OMG! What are your doing? Just give him the rose and marry him, and have sex with him forever and ever!
Bachelorette Jane
Jane: Are you ready? Because you weren't when I was pregnant.
Michael: Come on, it was pretty shocking. We were engaged. It wasn't mine.
Jane: I know.
Michael: But it's not some theoretical baby anymore. It's Mateo. So yeah, I'm in.
Xo: Maybe just do something simple. Go to lunch. Have one of your boyfriends take you.
Jane: Okay, stop with that.
Xo: I can't. It's like an episode of The Bachelorette out there.
Xo: How can I help?
Jane: When he opens his mouth, will you stuff my boob in it like it's a hamburger?
Xo: Honey, I am all over it.
I did this. I brought the paparazzi upon her. If I hadn't retweeted that Amber Alert... I never thought I'd feeling anything but #blessed to be famous, but now I'm feeling #cursed.
Rogelio
I'll say this, the girl's got spunk.
Narrator
Rafael: Wait, what? You just gave birth.
Jane: Yeah, exactly. I'm his mother, and I have to feed him in 92 minutes, so I'm not just going to sit here and wait. I'm going. End of story. I'm just going to need a hand out of bed. Grab those wipes, and grab that burp cloth. Oh, and I need pants. Hey, can you grab me that bag of, um, adult diapers. Alright, let's go!
