Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Season 5 Quotes
Jane: So, yes. I'll give you my eggs.
Lina: Wow, thanks so, so much, but actually, I don't want them.
Jane: What? Why not? I mean, they're really great eggs. I got pregnant literally the first time sperm even touched one.
Mateo: I love your eggs, Mommy. I want more.
Narrator: Looks like everyone wants Jane's eggs these days.
Mateo: But not the Lina eggs, the scrambled ones.
Apparently, I'm the problem. Something's not working. Anyway, turns out, I could have been way sluttier in high school.
Lina
Since this is my second wedding, I was thinking I could go a little non-traditional. But not too non-traditional, I don't want to scare my Abuela.
Rafael: I don't know. Maybe it was what you said, that denying doesn't change it.
Jane: What is it?
Rafael: I was getting the papers ready, but don't rent the apartment.
Jane: What? Why?
Rafael: Because I realized that there was one dealbreaker with Julie that I couldn't get past. It's love. She's not you, Jane. I love you. I've tried to stop, but I can't. And I don't want to.
Jane: Maybe we should go out tonight. Meet people. See what's out there.
Petra: Sounds terrible.
Jane: It really does. I'm not a big fan of wearing pants after 9pm.
Who's that woman in her profile picture with her? It's the twenty-first century, why haven't we figured out how to zoom in on a thumbnail?
Petra
You know how to old saying goes. First comes love, then almost-marriage, then platonic friendship, and then he's your real estate agent.
I don't want to have sex with you. I have never wanted to have sex with you and if you keep trying to have sex with me, I'm going to HR. And if they don't pay attention, I'm going to Alyssa Milano.
Rogelio
Petra: Wow. Just handing over that ring makes me feel like a weight has been lifted.
Latin Narrator: Well, it was a three-carat diamond.
How long is this going to last? I'm so sick of crying. I feel like a Villaneuva.
Petra
I'm in. What does Rose need me to do?
Luisa
