Jane: You know what, I'm not scared of you anymore. I'm just sick of you.
Narrator: Jane, stop. You're going to get yourself killed.
Jane: I tell my son every night that monsters aren't real. But they are. I'm looking at one. But you'll never win.
Rose: So, wait. We are gonna do the speech now?
Jane: Because you know what else I tell him? Good always triumphs over evil.

Petra: Or maybe I'm just not meant to couple up. Maybe it's not my destiny. I have a great life without a partner. And honestly, the Marbella satisfies me in a way I don't a lover ever could.
Rafael: I am so glad we got divorced.

God, Mateo's gotten so big. I haven't seen him since, well, you remember, of course.


Krishan: I promise I wasn't stalking your ex-girlfriend. That would be creepy. I just love obits.
Narrator: Cause that's not creepy.

I am not scared of you anymore, because I am an American now, bitch.


River Fields: And while we can't go back in time, I can now say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you all those years. I thought my Emmy win was the highlight of my life, but reconnecting with you is the real climax.
Pond: This is so crazy. And sweet.

Rogelio: Today, we are reshooting life.
Narrator: Yes, friends, the line between truth and fiction is getting blurrier by the moment.

Lily: Oh, I've got something good. What if, when the villain kidnaps the baby, she swaps it out for a different one.
Narrator: Oh. Wow.
Lily: Scary, right?
Jane: Yeah, that would be terrifying.
Narrator: Agreed, don't go there Jane.

I am ready for the next phase in my life. I am okay being sidelined just a little, becoming one of the standout supporting characters that people look forward to, the one who goes on to win Teen Choice Awards -- the spice, not the dish -- so I can enjoy other parts of my life.


Dr. Price: We amputated your mother's leg, but she's taken a turn for the worse. Sorry to have to tell you this, but she's now on life support.
Petra: I told you before, you can pull the plug.
Dr. Price: Actually, you need to put that in writing.
Petra: I did put it in writing.
Dr. Price: A text with a plug emoji and a thumbs up doesn't count. You need to do it in person.
Petra: Fine.

Jane: And real quick, it's okay that I told him that I was your nanny because I was using his bias against him. So it was subversive. Huh? Do you know what that means?
Anna and Ella: Of course we do. We're not idiots.

All of these boundaries and rules make them feel safe and loved. Because if they don't, they get manipulative and start to lie. And their therapist said we need to nip that behavior in the bud.


Jane the Virgin Season 5 Quotes

Jane: Trust me, he needs that dog because he is not a people person.
*Michael laughing while talking to Jorge*
Petra: Maybe he's just not a Jane person.

Rose: Did you come to thank me? I took out the competition. Got you the girl.
Rafael: Why did you wipe Michael's memories?
Rose: Is that really what you want to ask me? Or are you trying to find out if what I did to Michael is reversible? Afraid that if Michael gets his memory back, Jane will go running back to her one true love like she always does?