[to Snooki] You don't need anyone to make you feel that way.

Sammi

[to Sam] Your mood is good, your nails are good.

Snooki

Vinny: Are you fully gay?
Girl: No.
Vinny: Awesome.

Steeerike!

Pauly D

I can have a good time without drinking, f*%k you alcohol.

Snooki

[to Snook] You like him? You like LIKE him?

JWoww

Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee and I don't even drink coffee.

Pauly

Snooki wants to have sex with me, meanwhile she gets with a kid the night before .. get the hell outta here.

Vinny

I'm done you're done we're done I'm done you're done, done done done. Like, I don't even know at this point!

Ronnie

Dominican girls are hot 'cause they can dance, they can move, they got tans, they got big butts, nice full lips, they got that flavor an Italian guy needs.

Vinny

Nicole and Vinny have some sexual tension they need to talk about, 'cause it could be dangerous to the house.

Sammi

I definitely want to try again with Vinny, I actually named his penis Moby Dick.

Snooki

Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Hestatic is when you're super happy and like really happy.

Deena

I was just starting to find myself and then [Sammi] walked through the door and I was like FML.

Ronnie