Bosnian Girl: Can we just talk in the room?
Pauly D: I'll call the cab.

Pauly is about to go to bed and this poor girl looks like a lost puppy. She doesn't know what to do with herself.


Even though I look like a nut case, I'm really a good girl.


[to Bosnian girl] You can come to bed or I can call you a cab. It's up to you.

Pauly D

This Bosnian chick is so persistent. This chick must want to do something.

Pauly D

[to Vinny] I smooshed a girl in your bed. She was a cougar with tattoos.

Pauly D

[to The Situation] I want grill cheese. In the morning. No crust.

Bosnian Girl

Pauly D: [on the phone] How are you?
Dispatcher: Fine.
Pauly: How are the Kids?
Dispatcher: What?
Pauly: Can I have a cab?

This girl is Vinny's type to a T. So I smooshed her as a perfect way to honor Vinny.

Pauly D

I'm tired of being the bad dude, I don't know if I can do it anymore.


I'm going to smash this tattooed chick in my man Vinny's bed. In honor of my man Vinny for leaving the house.

Pauly D

In memory of Vinny, I'm rocking skinny jeans.


Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

At this point, my man leaves me. I gotta go tell the rest of the household that he may not be coming back.

Pauly D

I just want to grab onto my dude and go 'don't go, don't go, don't leave me dude!'

Pauly D