Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 6: "Not So Shore" Quotes
I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. The first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!
The Situation
I'm not ready to perform right now. I'm like a Ferrari. I'm high maintenance.
The Situation
Why am I doing this by myself, in anger?
JWoww
[to Vinny] Your eyebrows are so bushy that they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyes would.
Pauly D
Right now, Pauly would hook up with me, he's so drunk.
Vinny
Whoever wrote me the note, thank you, I appreciate it because I look like a f*%king idiot.
Sammi
