Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 6: "Should We Just Break Up?" Quotes
Baterrrrr up b*tches!
Snookie
[on Jwoww] I got a boner.
Snooki
Hell has to be just like this.
Vinny
I'm the reason you're still here. I'm the reason you got through Miami. You're the fakest in the house and I'll make you crumble real f*%king quick.
Ronnie
I'd like an apology pizza delivered to Nicole.
Jeff
I need closure, bro.
Sammi
Face down, ass up ... that's the way I like to have a good time.
Deena
We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.
Mike
What don't I do for Sam? Besides wipe her ass for her and breathe for her.
Ronnie
I look like a hot drunk baseball player right now and I'm lovin' it. BATTER UP, BITCHES!
Snooki
You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister.
Pauly D
I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f**kin' whale sperm.
Snooki
