Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes
Deena: What's that church called? ... It starts with a V. Vatican?
Ronnie: Vatican. That's the one that Leonardo da Vinci painted with his hands.
Vinny: I'm pretty sure it was Michelangelo.
Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and shaking the butt.
Deena
She's gonna f#%k up that situation for this situation. I'm kind of iffy about that.
Ronnie
I don't know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like she's having sex with herself. I don't know.
Pauly
These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off.
Snooki
The navigation system is in Italian. I don't think the girls can understand the navigation system in English.
Vinny
I'm gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL.
Pauly
Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. It's like a switch in his head. Like it's a disease.
Sammi
We should get fake boobs together. I'm scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. It's annoying.
Snooki
My heart is racing and I smell like King Kong's a$$hole.
Snooki
The roommate situation, it's just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, we're gonna smush, so let me not get myself into that situation.
Ron
Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnie's not gonna be able to fit through. He's gonna have to turn himself sideways.
Pauly D
