Good things happen to those who wait for stupid.

Raylan

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• Added: January 20, 2015

Raylan: Dewey once told me he worked at Disney World as Goofy skiing in a water show.
Tim: Well sometimes people peak too early.

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• Added: January 20, 2015

Tim: 1,000 feet?
Raylan: I'm pretty sure that's just a figure of speech.

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• Added: January 20, 2015

Forgive me if I ain't the run of the mill tater tot whose eyes go all pin-wheel at a briefcase full of stolen money.

Raylan

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• Added: January 20, 2015

Sometimes it just doesn't go your way.

Art

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• Added: January 20, 2015

Bourbon is easy to understand. Tastes like a warm summer day.

Raylan

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• Added: January 20, 2015

What I need is a $6 blowjob. A smarter move I cannot imagine.

Dewey

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• Added: January 20, 2015