Tim: I love this shit. This shit gets me hard.
Raylan: Well, we've both been warned then.

Dickie: Do you know you're out of beer?
Helen: We drink liquor in this house.
Dickie: Are you offering liquor in this house?

Raylan: We're gonna end this right now.
Duffy: That sounds ominous.

What are you doing? You don't piss on someone's lawn.


I hope you understand that picturing Bowman and your Uncle Bo here doesn't exactly make my heart sing.


Tim: I feel like I'm in The Big Chill.
Raylan: Except no one's dead...
Tim: Yet.
Rachel: And the music sucks.

So yeah let's go see your ex-wife, girlfriend, whatever it is we're calling her.


Raylan: You found me, I'm impressed.
Tim: Give me a little credit. I'm a professional.

You did kill my baby, but I was the one who let him become a nit wit.


It's awful nice getting to see your face in the morning. No matter the reason.


Raylan: I was just gonna pick up some ice cream.
Tim: Ice cream for breakfast?
Raylan: Yeah, it's got eggs, milk.

Let me get this straight. When Art gives you orders, you actually follow them? Or are you just saying that to hurt my feelings?


Justified Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

Ava: You gotta promise me one thing, no whores.
Boyd: Oh Ava I haven't been to a whore since I was 14 years old.

You can either accept protection or quit the Marshal Service. I'm not gonna tell you which I'd rather.