John: Already bickering. The date's going well.
Dutch and D'avin: It's not a date.
John: Sass, wigs, possible punching. Sounds like your dream date.

John: If I'm going to be third wheel for someone, it's going to be those dysfunctional dumplings. It'd be nice to have someone to ride shotgun with, you know?
Lucy: You already ride shotgun with me.
John: Always and forever, Lucy girl.

John: The longer I'm plugged in, the bigger the chance my brain melts.
Fancy: Might be an improvement.
John: Or bring me down to your level.

John: I am the bio hacker. Bow before my glory.
Turin: Keep it in your pants, Jaqobis.

Haul ass, Yardeen. The timeline's tighter than your goddamn pants.

Turin [to Dutch]

You were more fun when I could shoot you.

D'avin [to Fancy]

Dutch: Pip, you can't. Zeph ...
Pip: Will never forgive herself when she can't save me. But she will get over me dying to save you.

Zeph: Find Dutch. She'll get you out. She's magic.
Pip: You scientists don't believe in magic.
Zeph: I will if it will bring you back.

Killjoys Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

It's your weekend.

D'avin [to Delle Sayeh]

Computer: Did you enjoy Khlyen's case study on the chemical properties of plasma, Sayeh?
Delle Sayeh: Definitely not a bestseller. I hope the sequel has more sex.