Kingdom Quotes
Ryan: Let me get this straight. You think that an eight ball and some titties in my face are going to convince me to bend over for $25,000, Garo?
Garo [snorts]: No. No, I don't think this. The $25,000 is a signing bonus tax-free. The contract is for three fights for the sum of $300,000. Now, if you sign right now, you get the cash and the deal. But if you don't, the deal's off the table.
Christina: What did they do? Did you vomit?
Kayla: Yeah, they wanted me to.
Christina: What happened to you?
Kayla [crying]: Nothing. It was for a fetish site, and I think they got the scene that they wanted. They seemed really happy. I don't want to be a bitch. Can I just take a bath? I kinda want to be alone.
Christina: Of course, sweetie.
Garo just told me that Dixon pulled out of the fight because he thinks you're fuckin' gay.
Jay
Alvey: Enough with these desperate cunts. Really, it's depressing.
Lisa: Well, we're scraping the bottom of the desperate cunts barrel right now, so we really need to make a decision.
Alvey: Just hire him. It's good. It's good. I'm excited.
This is Kayla with the double Ds.
Terry
Garo [to Keith who opened the door with a knife]: Rough neighborhood, huh?
Keith: If you're a sex offender, this neighborhood is a jungle, sir.
Commentator: It was a stunning, violent finish. What was the different in the second round?
Ryan: Well, uh, I guess once he was done kicking me in the balls and, uh, kneeing me while I was down, he just ran out of things to do, and then I just threw him on the ground and gave him a gentleman's beating.
Garo: I know you have another fight in you, Alvey. I can smell it in your loins.
Alvey: Get out of here. I have to take a shower.
Garo: You have to take a shower? Can I wash your hair? Please? Please.
Alvey [chuckles]: You're so gay.
Garo: I'm not gay! I'm just fluid!
Garo: I want to do a legends fight.
Alvey: Legends. You want me to do a legends? Two old guys fuckin' slappin' each other around for three rounds; that's a legends fight. No fuckin' thank you, no thank you.
Garo: I don't think you're that old.
Alvey: I ain't young.
Garo: You want to know what's better than winning a trophy?
Alvey: A blow job.
Home Buyer: It's kind of a dump.
Jay: Well? Or...It's kind of the worst house on the best street. Only suckers buy turnkey!
