Psych evaluator: Detective Stabler, if you leave now...
Stabler: What, you're gonna fire me? You're gonna have to threaten me with better than that. Look, this job killed my wife. I've been a detective for 30 years and it's all I ever wanted to be. I've made my share of mistakes, but I have never betrayed my oath to help people in need and I'm not about to start now.

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Bashir: You got any updates from Stabler?
Jet: Ask him yourself.
Bashir: He's monitoring this op from his psych eval?
Jet: And that tells you everything you need to know about him.

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No, no. My brother is harmless. He is odd but not violent.

Bonner

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Eric: My work is important to me.
Bonner: I know that. But I'm busy with other things, so you need to control yourself.

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Jet: Stabler. You can't go. I promised Bell you wouldn't go AWOL before your psych eval.
Meredith: Your... what?
Stabler: I'm getting my head examined. Meet me outside.
Jet: Stabler! Naz could call at any time.
Stabler: Good thing I have my phone then.

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Stabler: How's PT going?
Bell: My physical therapist smiles too much. Says I'm about six weeks out from doing sit-ups.

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Bonner: You did fine, but you went off-script at the end.
Meredith Bonner: I did the best I could under the circumstances
Bonner: You didn't say the case was closed.
Meredith: That's because the case isn't closed.

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