Law & Order: SVU
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Please don't hide behind the mayor's skirt.
Benson
If you want to change policy, get into politics.
Dodds
Yeah, unless her parents are the ones that left her here.
Caresi
So our suspects Bigfoot, and our Jane Doe's still a Jane Doe.
Amaro
Perry's mom, wow. The boyfriend's got his hands full with that one.
Caresi
You can't unscrew the top of a salt shaker, and then be surprised when it spills on the table.
Caresi
That would be true, if I was here.
Charlie
If you can live on this planet and not be emotionally disturbed, then you're not a human.
Charlie
This phone does not have lasers in it, I promise you.
Benson
As the last good Samaritan in this dying society, I alone saved her.
Charlie
Don't threaten me with medication, just treat me like a man.
Charlie
These cases are about perception, not reality.
SVU Chief Mike Cutter