Law & Order: SVU
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Howard: Get out.
Gold: You're even stupider than I thought.
Woman: Do these people go by he or she?
Benson: This one goes by she.
Rollins: Bad time?
Benson: Always.
Lindsay: Hey, Teddy.
Teddy: I'm not Teddy anymore.
Listen to me. Everyone screws up. EVERYBODY.
Sonny
I just got a text that if I testify, I'll never get a job again. I have kids. I can't do this.
Carmen
Benson: You're also the only one that can testify that it was part of a pattern.
Amaro: That was a private conversation.
Now you're parsing degrees of deceit.
Barba
Karr: Look, it was hard enough telling my wife that I went up to a hotel room and given what happened... my wife has totally forgiven me, haven't you honey?
Mrs. Karr: Of course I have.
Karr: So we'd like to put this whole debacle behind us so I appreciate what you're trying to do but if you don't mind, it's best if we just focus on my recovery.
Please don't hide behind the mayor's skirt.
Benson
Ed Tucker. I've been invited to his retirement party. It's crazy. I've had guns in my face but I'm afraid of seeing an ex-boyfriend.
Benson
Evelyn: But you're still going to prosecute me.
Benson: You didn't just punch him in the face or break his nose, Evelyn. You took a knife -
Evelyn: Yes, I took a knife. I took it for protection.
