Legacies Season 1 Quotes
Compulsion fail. Hope's probably doing a victory lap right now. What's with the performance anxiety?
Lizzie
I was making an entrance, mop head.
Lizzie
Teenager: Is this loser bothering you?
Hope: He keeps trying to get me to buy his mixtape.
Teenager: Well, we're just going to lunch. You hungry?
Hope: Famished.
Pedro: Aren't you supposed to help?
Lizzie: Consider this a life lesson, Pedro.
Lizzie: This makes no sense Dad. Why are we being punished?
Alaric: Because you started a brawl at a charity football game that risked exposing what we really do here.
Lizzie: Well, you weren't mad last night.
Alaric: I was mad last night. My undying love for my daughters just happened to trump my rage. I volunteered everyone on the game so stop complaining. Your lucky that it's just community service and not actual jail time.
Pedro: That statue just moved.
Lizzie: Good one!
Alaric: Tell me what you know about Gargoyles.
Dorian: Did you say Gargoyles?
Hope: Why should I believe you?
Rafael: ‘Cause I don’t lie.
[Hope stifles a giggle and nods]
Hope: Everybody lies.
Penelope: This is a long con, Milton. Trust me, Lizzie’s nemesis Dana liking you it’s the puzzle piece you need to crack Lizzie’s candy shell and get to her gooey center. Today was a total win ... for you.
MG: You hate Lizzie. Why do you care?
[Penelope leans in to his ear to whisper]
Penelope: Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Lizzie: New plan: gloves are off! Let’s burn these b**** to the ground!
Josie: Lizzie, no!
Lizzie: We’re gonna give these townies a taste of what we’re really made of.
[Lizzie puts her hand in the center and M. G. places his on top]
MG: You can count on my steel.
Lizzie: Eww, gross!
Dana: Your sister sucks at football. You should’ve absorbed her in the womb.
Lizzie: You know what, we’ve been playing this game for years. And for years you have been digging at me. Is it because I’m prettier than you?
Dana: Honestly, I just get a thrill from tormenting all the crazies. Speaking of, it’s been a while since you paid a visit to my mom’s pharmacy. Maybe you’re feeling a bit delusional since you’re off your meds?
Rafael: He’s not lying. I know him, if he says there’s a fire-breathing woman running through the woods. Then there is a fire...
Alaric: [Interrupting] There’s a fire-breathing woman running through the woods!
[Hope is speechless and Landon falls down relieved]
Alaric: Did I or did I not say don’t engage?!
Hope: He’s only dangerous if crappy apologies could count.
Alaric: Well, looks can be deceiving. Now our bus refugee ... turns out she’s a pyromancer.
Landon: What’s a pyromancer?
Hope: A fire-breathing witch.
