Lie to Me Season 2 Quotes
Did you only marry mom because you got her pregnant?
Emily
Lightman, no, no, I'm not that much of a gentleman.
Doctor: I am afraid I have to hold you for 72 hours for being a danger to others.
Lightman: Can I have jello?
Ria: What about loyalty?
Eli: With the way Lightman insults me on a daily basis; blind loyalty would just be self-loathing.
Agent Reynolds: Frankly you are beginning to sound a little insane.
Lightman: Really?
Reynolds: Really.
Lightman: I was hoping you would say that.
Eli: Does Lightman seem weird to you?
Tia: He's rude, impatient, distant, seems pretty normal to me.
Lightman: Talk amongst yourself for a moment. Dave, she's my best friend, just handle with care.
Gillian: Don't let him scare you off.

Lightman: I thought I said...
Gillian: Talk amongst myself? I got bored.
Lightman: Really?
It's been donkey's years since she had a bit of fun.
Lightman
Agent Dylan: Do you take me for a fool?

Lightman: I am not taking you for a tool.

Agent Dylan: FOOL!

Lightman: Whatever.
Agent Dylan: You're interest in Raul was strictly professional.

Lightman: 100%...uh... 90% ok, actually 80%.
Lightman: I go to the fights to look at faces.

Ria: Yea, and you read Playboy for the articles.
Agent Reynolds: We need your help with a murder case.
Lightman: Sure, who you want me to kill?
Addison: That man's death was a tragedy.
Cal Lightman: The kind of tragedy that could kill a political career, unless your name is Kennedy of course.
