Clara Musso: Are you trying to get me drunk?
Cal Lightman: Me, No, Never..... Absolutely.

Oye! Lemmings! Who here besides, Michelle was shagging the Chief of Staff.

Cal Lightman

Clara Musso: He's a governor Gillian, not a mob boss.
Cal Lightman: That sounds like a much better campaign slogan than "no more excuses" .

Clara Musso: Just go easy on him. I respect this man a lot. Some day he could be president.
Cal Lightman: Not with this girl's blood on his hands, he won't.

It's your word against mine... you lose.

Cal Lightman

Ethics, Always so inconvenient.

Cal Lightman

Ava Torres: You're super sexy, want to make out?
Cal Lightman: Absolutely darling, climb on board.

Ava Torres: What's with the old white guy?
Cal Lightman: I am your sister's boss
Ava Torres: The lie guy?
Cal Lightman: Yeeeeep!

Emily Lightman: Do you think I hit something?
Cal Lightman: I think so.

Clara Musso: I will call you tomorrow to celebrate.
Cal Lightman: Your place or mine?
Clara Musso: Your place IS now mine.

Clara Musso: You ditched me, that is not good for business or pleasure.
Cal Lightman: It gave me a little bit of pleasure.

Agent Reynolds: The first rule of policing Dr. Lightman.
Cal Lightman: Oh, stop for coffee?
Agent Reynolds: Follow every lead.

Lie to Me Season 2 Quotes

Ria Torres: You really want to take this case?
Eli Loker: What, is the guy and eccentric? Yes, big time. But so am I, have you seen this shirt.

Here's the problem, Martin Walker is a psychopath and probably a killer. Just though you should know.

Cal Lightman