Favorite Life Unexpected Quotes
These people aren't my family - their not. Your not.
Lux
You know what Nate you can kiss the bar good-bye.
Baze's Dad
Screw em - just screw all of em.
Cate
I don't know what's worse having your foster parents treat you like crap or having your own parents treat you that way.
Lux
I'm use to telling people what to do, but I'm not use to caring.
Lux
So if a guy is thirty and single he has standards and if a girl is thirty and single she has issues.
Cate
(to Ryan and Cate) I wish you guys would wake up and realize you are perfect for each other.
Sales clerk
Ryan: Those mom jeans kind of turn me on.
Cate: There not mom jeans their high wasted.
Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people.
Cate
If you really want to be a father, start acting like one.
Ryan
I don't know how many times I can keep saying I am trying.
Cate
Stick that in your looser pipes and smoke it.
Jamie
