Everyone treats me like I have the social bird flu.

Lux

You got to think before you do things - you got a brain up there, use it.

Baze's father

Jones: Come on Goldie Locks we have them on the run.
Tasha: Hey Goldie Locks, feeling better?

Uninvited street urchins versus Abercrombie and Bitch.

Tasha

Don't be stupid Lux, you have a brain try using it.

Baze

(to Baze) I don't get it - people just like you.

Cate

I'll take this three legged one - and route for the underdog for a change.

Baze's father

I'll be right back - I can't do morning sex with morning breath.

Cate

Ryan: I just want less Baze in our lives - does that make me a bad guy?
Cate: That makes you like the rest of us.

You don't need to re-screw the girl you already screwed.

Jamie

Book-worm version with padded bras - way hotter!

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux