One lucky person gets to call you mom.

Ryan

Baze: Coffee three sugars.
Lux: Blueberry waffle slightly toasted.

I don't want to be that guy that bails.

Nate

You know you can get a ticket for going under the speed limit.

Nate

I know she's a teenager, but is she suppose to hate me that fast?

Cate

Who has an inflatable sheep? Its like your trying to be that stupid.

Cate

Nate: I feel like I should offer you some fatherly advice - some words of wisdom.
Lux: Okay.
Nate: What time should I pick you up?

These aren't these people. These are my family.

Lux

He has the mental capacity of a nine year old.

Cate

Ya know - I still can't get over that hair.

Ryan

Ryan: You threw a remote at my head last night.
Cate: Threw is strong. I tossed it.

You'd think with your last name being Foster, you'd actually be equipped to be a foster parent.

Lux

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux