Life Unexpected Quotes
(to Ryan) With whom, who. Yeah, you know. Your NBF. The guy you go camping with, who you drink beers without the whole yap yap.
Cate
Is it hot in here or is it me. It's me!
Cate
No worries, I have a stain stick.
Math
(to Cate) Fine, if you're buying then I'm consuming.
Paige
Paige: Whoa! What about balls? I thought we were going to dinner?
Ryan: Dinner's off. I need to have a break from all the yapping and honesty exercises.
(to Emma) I'm not jealous okay, and apparently I'm not even your boyfriend.
Baze
Baze: I can't Emma and I decided to get tapas.
Jamie: I'm going to pretend for the sake of your manhood you said topless.
A healthy relationship can't be built on lies.
Counselor
Next time when you decide to have an illicit affair with a student I'd say ditch the roommates and get your own apartment.
Tasha
Thank you! I promise I wont go crazy and buy a car or bad peanut butter.
Tasha
Check out the desperate housewife.
Paige
Eric: I can't. I won't actually.
Lux: What?
Eric: Let you go.
