Favorite Lipstick Jungle Quotes
Nico: Are all these [photos] yours?
Kirby: Yep, my living room doubles at the Kirby Atwood gallery of mediocre art.
Wendy [about Maddie]: Remind me why I was so eager to hear her first words
Shane: Oh the good times will come around again darling. Soon she'll be 16 and she'll stop talking to us all together
Kirby: This really isn't your scene.
Nico: No, I want to stay. I don't know what my scene is anymore.
Man if she's pushing fifty, fifty is afraid to push back
Wendy [referring to Tina]
So we out of creamer?
Wendy
i have to admit this is the nicest thing I've ever tried on.. Ralph Lauren really knows what he's doing
Kirby
If that was my face on page 6, I would have brought Maddie, Taylor, three Cambodian orphans, and a basket of puppies.
Nico
Joe: I like it, it's cute.
Victory: Cute? What is cute? This is an evening gown, not a onesie!
Nico [holding up dress]: What do you think of this?
Victory: That would impress her if she was a librarian at a women's prison. How did you even put this look together with my clothes?
Nico: I need your help, I'm trying to de-cougarize
Wendy: Show me the upper outer quadrant of your buttock
Nico: Talk about words I never thought I'd hear you say
I knew something up the day we were at the park. Remember that guy with the tiny gym shorts? She was in total cougar mode!
Victory
Nico: I don't understand why'd he want to hurt me
Wendy: Because he's 25. He lives off ramen and red bull and has nothing to lose and nothing to gain
